I don't think brook has ever known best
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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