i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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