My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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