Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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