Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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