Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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