Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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