Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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