I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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