i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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