so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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