windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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