Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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