if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just had sex on a roof
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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