the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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