im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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