Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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