My first STD was from a foam party
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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