You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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