ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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