I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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