super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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