Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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