Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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