I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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