I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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