But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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