Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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