apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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