matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm bleeding and have questions
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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