Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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