Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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