Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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