you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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