I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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