What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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