Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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