We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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