i don't like sucking hair
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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