youre lurking in front of me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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