Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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