how can u be prego again
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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