I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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