Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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