i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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