none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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