Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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