the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i out mim tonsoeep
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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