i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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