Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You are a genius and a whore.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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